Today my nanny girl(6) built a podium so she could give her presidential speech. When she was done she opened it up for questions. I asked her to address the high gas prices. She said they will speak of that during the podcast but i couldn’t listen because it’s for kids and I’m FORTY!!! Excuse me!? How old am i? Oh no she didn’t! I quickly explained to her that i was only 40 on one day this year….the day of my mammogram and vaccination. I have now returned back to the age of 25! Obviously i need to find a new job where the children will respect me and never speak of my “real” age again!